“WANTED: Four Scorching Hot Navy SEALs looking for one Royal Duchess impersonator they can share on Valentine’s Day.” Well, the ad didn’t say that… but it should’ve. It also should’ve said: “WARNING. Your new boss is your baby’s daddy who went MIA five years ago.” Now, Captain Delicious daddy and his band of 3 hunks-in-arms want me to play the damsel. Four skilled and dangerous men hell-bent on worshiping every inch of me.